toddler 

a human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

toddler by frabrizio October 23, 2020

toddler 

human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

toddler by frabrizio October 23, 2020

toddler 

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.

toddler by read a book February 16, 2008

toddler 

Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.

I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me.

toddler by Rachael September 26, 2004

Toddler 

(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle

Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.

Toddler by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009

Toddler 

Nickname given to his grandson "Todd" by Sven Holmgren in January 1978.

That's my Toddler!

Toddler by thefisher77 April 17, 2009

toddler 

An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.

toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...

toddler by Richard Gear October 25, 2011