Shwat-toddle

1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.

2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.

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John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."

by Magnitization November 6, 2007

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Ass-toddle

Fifth of six levels of Ass.
One of the strongest levels of Ass, hard to come back to.

"Morty, you are such an Ass-toddle"
"Yeah, well...BLARG!"
*Morty running across field sobbing*

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

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Lego toddle

A verb, used to describe the type of unbalanced walk after stepping on a stray piece of Lego.

Ouch.

Watch out, don't step on that piece of Lego! You'll Lego toddle otherwise, and you don't want that!

by WordSmithsies March 24, 2012

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run toddle

run toddle.

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

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toddler rage

When a toddler has reached the end of their patience & flies into a rage.

The toddler said, Fun room! Fun room! (His brothers' room with video games). They kept their door shut & he always wanted to go in there. He flew into a toddler rage & kicked a hole in the door & said "I wish I was wearing boots so I could've kicked a bigger hole!" He totally kicked the door off its hinges 3 or 4 times! He'd reached the end of his patience.

by Starchylde May 25, 2016

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toddlebrity

A Toddlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.

That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too busy being a toddlebrity to follow us back.

by Tiffani Thiessen February 21, 2018

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