Toddler

A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler

Shit Jim, you look like you’ve had a bender this morning! “ don’t be silly Cheryl, I got totally toddlered last night, the little bastard didn’t sleep until 2am” toddler

by that_guy_from_brizzie November 21, 2017

eye bee sew we todd it

Have your friends read this phrase fast and aloud several times for a quick IQ estimate, so you have it "l be so retarded!"

Let's do that IQ test now fast, until we stop you read "eye bee sew we todd it."

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2020

Toddslop

Toddslop are poorly made, buggy video games that Todd Howard either directs or advertises. They will also need a ton of mods in order to start playing even somewhat like an ordinary video game.

I will not play Starfield, It's just another toddslop. Remember how Fallout 76 played.

by hodtoward September 6, 2023

Todd Googler

A person who googles “Todd” (Usually used as an insult)

“It’s not anything, it doesn’t mean anything! It’s not even offensive!” ~ Brewis Ginley

The perfect description of Alex the Rambler

Shut up Alex the Rambler… You googled the word Todd? Fucking Todd Googler, shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous146_ December 6, 2021

toddy smith

hunk

just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny

by sierrallen June 19, 2017

Todd's Way

A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.

I was starving for Lupe's Hot Tamales, so I took Todd's Way to get there.

by Paula Sue Monkeypants September 25, 2014

toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

by jesshtx September 9, 2006