toastalated

To be burnt beyond a crisp;
or turned partially into ashes

Dude looks like you toastalated your toast

by Shane Noonan January 11, 2008

Toastally

the act of being toasty and stoned at the same time. Toastally stoned. comfycozy. Warm and toasted. Totally stoned.

Sarah and Nichole are feeling quite toasty and stoned. They're feeling toastally stoned.

by sfmmmm April 19, 2011

toastphobia

The fear of toast/Crispy bread

Did you hear Norman had Toastphobia and went insane?

by OHTHATSGAYSOCK October 23, 2015

Gone Toastal

To consume intoxicants well above the limits of ones max, often resulting in irrational, strange, perhaps funny behavior and possibly ending by passing out.

It was clear Jim had "gone toastal"; evident by his 15th beer, his crazy mutterings and the drool running out of his mouth after passing out.

by Cassie Turner October 12, 2008

maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.

We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.

by poopdag February 17, 2012

bi-toastal

Someone who is talented enough to use either side of their toast, when applying butter, jelly, jam, peanut butter, even though one side of the toast may be a little more done than the other.

"One side is lighter than the other, which side do you want me to use?" "It doesn't matter. I'm bi-toastal!"

by Relda Faye May 3, 2010

Toastaroastin

For something to be good. A term used to start up conversation. Something people shout out to get attention. A feeling or emotion.

Hey! That catch was toastaroastin.
Boy: TOASTAROASTIN!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi whats your name?
Jim: Hey dude how are you?
Bob: Pretty toastaroastin, you?

by Connor1414 January 28, 2009