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Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.
Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!
by RudePill April 23, 2017
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toad fish

(1) A large, plump fish, not necessarily sporting impressive length but necessarily displaying mass girth.
(2) Anything of impressive girth or that is simply impressive.
(1) The guide pulled the rainbow engorged with salmon eggs from the stream and shouted, "a toad fish."
(2) Eyeing the cupcakes, little Nicky grabbed for the biggest of the lot, screaming "toad fish."
by Chief I January 3, 2007
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toan

A superior spelling of tone. To have toan means to have your entire soul poured out from your body will touching the strings. You can get toan from spending tens of thousands on gear.
"Toan is stored in the balls not theory".

"Butt cock tels has that perfect toan"
by Miss Toanfucker December 6, 2021
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Toadin

just chillin tryin to eat some flies and fuck bitches
Ong im toadin in Louisville
by Snap-@scotttology August 20, 2020
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Toadette

A female version of Toad from Mario. She's pink, shweet, cute and has two braids.
mushroompinkigurlinifty... damnit! examples of wut??? just lemme press send!!!
by bubbles April 7, 2005
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Toad-Pullin

The best thing ever. Nothing or nobody comes anywhere near the awesomeness of this, and if someone did they'd probably die instantly. Brings eternal joy to all who know of it, even if just via facebook. May cause unexplained bouts of obsession resulting in the running off the edge of a cliff in pure love for it.
I've just bougt the best thing ever!
-Is it Toad-Pullin?
No...
-Shut up then.
by hamishmcdoogle July 26, 2010
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toodnoodler

A person of either sex that is that is clearly not gay or acting gay. Yet they show no intrest or desire for someone of the opposite sex.
Walt is such a toodnoodler. He knows Yolanda is in love with him, but he won't even talk to her. Let alone date her.

I really like Oscar, but when he tried to kiss me I puked on him. I think I am becoming a toodnoodler.
by deezey September 5, 2007
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