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donkey punch to man hover

While having anal sex with a female, you punch the bitch in the back of the head, knocking her out. Then garb her arms and run her around the room, while still fucking her, like a Hover vacuum.

She'll love it. Trust me
For an extra $5, the whore will let you donkey punch to man hover her.
by Fallinchild January 30, 2010
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hottest thing known to man

A thing that makes every human being horny. It is so horny that everyone puts it on the top of their list of things that makes them horny.
Ur mom is hottest thing known to man.
by jdoexbox360 September 9, 2023
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man-to-man style

A style in which people interact in a stereotypically overcompensating masculine way. Often used as a cover for covert homosexual activity.
Come on Josh, tell me! C’mon. Man-to-man style. Hit me.

Alright Chad. You asked for it.
by bloody.flowers March 3, 2022
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Man To Man

what men who are straight for Lana Rhoades but gay for Sahil call gay intercourse via the anus also know as homosexual sex
nuea..oh you should try gay sex
shrek..OMG no its called man to man
by leahfiveninefoureverafterhigh December 25, 2022
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The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!
"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
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Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
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