A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
Get the Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about mug.Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010
Get the Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine mug.Toe to toe with a boot on a boot day (phrase):
To stand your ground or face a difficult person or situation at the worst possible time, when everything is already going wrong. It means dealing with pressure on top of pressure, and still not backing down.
To stand your ground or face a difficult person or situation at the worst possible time, when everything is already going wrong. It means dealing with pressure on top of pressure, and still not backing down.
“Everything was already falling apart, and then my landlord started acting tough. That’s when I went toe to toe with a boot on a boot day.”
by NWOFORJUNIOR November 24, 2025
Get the toe to toe with a boot on a boot day mug.It is kinda that it sounds like, booty-to-booty, it's the same as ass-to-ass, butt-to-butt etc...
When two women with big butts, put their booties together, like massaging, slamming, bumping, pressing thier booties together in "booty-to-booty" positions.
Their is lots of positions: sitting on a another booty booty-to-booty, standing back to back booty-to-booty, both bending over and standing booty-to-booty, both down on their knees adn backin' their booties together booty-to-booty.
It's all about fantasy, having fun.
Some women love doing this together and having some booty-to-booty contact, it could also being competitive and then like comparing their booties, it's bein called a "booty battle".
When two women with big butts, put their booties together, like massaging, slamming, bumping, pressing thier booties together in "booty-to-booty" positions.
Their is lots of positions: sitting on a another booty booty-to-booty, standing back to back booty-to-booty, both bending over and standing booty-to-booty, both down on their knees adn backin' their booties together booty-to-booty.
It's all about fantasy, having fun.
Some women love doing this together and having some booty-to-booty contact, it could also being competitive and then like comparing their booties, it's bein called a "booty battle".
(Friends with booties having fun with them.)
*"Starting to rub thier buttocks together"
*"Playful booty-to-booty"
*"Feels good having your soft booty against mine"
(black and white booty.)
*"I love to play with white girls and nice booties."
*"My black booty is much better than that white"
*"Feel black-on-white skin-on-skin booty-to-booty"
*"She think she got a better booty than me!"
(sexually between two women.)
*"Doing some booty-to-booty before/during/after the sex."
*"Sensual massage booty-to-booty."
*"sitting on the other womans booty."
*"Resting while lie on the other womans back, back-to-back
Booty-to-booty.
*"Both getting aroused on the thought that their assholes are so close to each other."
*"Starting to rub thier buttocks together"
*"Playful booty-to-booty"
*"Feels good having your soft booty against mine"
(black and white booty.)
*"I love to play with white girls and nice booties."
*"My black booty is much better than that white"
*"Feel black-on-white skin-on-skin booty-to-booty"
*"She think she got a better booty than me!"
(sexually between two women.)
*"Doing some booty-to-booty before/during/after the sex."
*"Sensual massage booty-to-booty."
*"sitting on the other womans booty."
*"Resting while lie on the other womans back, back-to-back
Booty-to-booty.
*"Both getting aroused on the thought that their assholes are so close to each other."
by _Nina_ March 26, 2008
Get the booty-to-booty mug.When a Soldier (deployed) is told to go to the phone booth area of the MWR Center because his crying and whinning during his video web-chat with girlfriend or wife is bothering everyone around him.
Looks Man! No one else here wants to hear your sniveling, if you can't handle the call, Take it to the booth.
by Special Forces Soldier November 25, 2010
Get the Take it to the booth mug.In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"
"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."
"From my roots to my boots"
"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."
by exdewbeegirl October 14, 2015
Get the from my roots to my boots mug.by jaffaw July 16, 2009
Get the it's your duty to shake your booty mug.