tarkoved

When you are palying Escape From Tarkov and you get absolutely fucked by some random weirdo from 10 miles away

DAMN I JUST GOT SNIPED FROM DOME
Lol you got tarkoved

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Tarkoved

When you get killed for a bad reason in the online game Escape from Tarkov.

Fuck me dude i just got tarkoved again

by Bannanass49 June 24, 2020

Tarkov Addict

Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Яан Кринал also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Яан Кринал shoved halfway in his anus.

Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.

by SussyRustPlayer July 6, 2021

tjark

Tjark is a beautiful guy. He‘s very handsome and does everything to make the person he loves happy. He’s clever and sporty. Every girl wants him, but he isn’t that type of boy. He’s just looking at the girl he loves the most and he would never be able to hurt her in anyway. The brown hair and the brown eyes make him look even better. He’s dreamy. Everybody likes him.

girl 1:“have you seen that boy over there?“
girl2:“tjark? yeah he’s awesome!“
boy1:“yeh, but he’s just looking at her.“

by oneoftjarkslovers November 22, 2021

tarkov fever

The feeling and unexplainable urge to play Escape From Tarkov

I thought Gabe would never play tarkov, he is probably suffering from tarkov fever.

by Josmhusm January 5, 2022

hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game

Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*

by alexstfu March 3, 2021

Tarkov Prime

A monthly subscription for the video game Escape from Tarkov that boosts your loot in-game. This perk is only offered through specific Twitch streamers when you use your Twitch Prime subscription.

Hey dude, did you renew your Tarkov Prime subscription this month?

Holy cow! You only get loot this good with Tarkov Prime!

by TaintedW December 15, 2019