Tittybangbang

Proof that the BBC couldn't give a toss about its audience. They refused to make any more series of decent shows like Red Dwarf and yet churn out dreck like this. Basically each show consists of the same characters telling the same jokes. Shows like this can work if the characters have depth to them and there's something to laugh at other than just mind-numbing catchphrases (Little Britain, for example, the funniest sketch show in many years). But here we have one-dimensional characters you couldn't care less about, swearing and obscenities as an alternative to humour and sketches like Salty Tales, the Rasta fans and the movie stars which don't seem to have any kind of point to them at all. The real shame is that, with two female leads who can do a wide range of characters and a star-studded supporting cast, this could have been great. Unfortunately someone forgot that comedy sketch shows are actually supposed to be funny.

Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you, the licence-payer, we can show shit like Tittybangbang and don't even bother if nobody watches it because we'll still have got your money.

by Stormsworder June 22, 2009

tattybangers

Boobs, esp; those of an older lady.

I shagged that guy's mum and her tattybangers were hanging down and slapping me in the face.

by azerbaijanman February 10, 2010

Tittymasher

One who enjoys feeling women's breasts, but is far too rough with them causing the women a great deal of pain. This can also be to describe someone who doesn't know how to approach or handle a delicate situation, or it can be used just as a general insult.

Example 1: (Breast Toucher)

My breasts are killing me!

What happened?

My boyfriend is such a tittymasher!

Example 2: (General Frustration Insult)

Dude...IHACK3457 will not stop camping me!

Yea, I know that guy..fuckin tittymasher

Example 3: (Delicate Situation)

Dick: Hey guys, we have been friends along time right?

Tom: Sure, why whats up?

Dick: Well you should probably know then..Im gay.

Harry: OH MY GAWD WHAT THE THE HELL!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Tom: Harry! don't be such a tittymasher!

by RuinComplex October 20, 2009

Norwegian Tittybang

The act of severing a sleeping Norwegians hand and using it to slap the face of another being.

It is common that the severed is also kept by the perpetrator.

Robert pulled a Norwegian Tittybang on Astrid then used her hand to smack Rachel in the face. He's a woman hitter.

by urbanshrimp328 January 21, 2011

Tittybang

The overwhelming echo you hear when a fat lady's titties bounce while walking.

"Dayum that bish had a tittybang! "

by Lindsaylove122) August 25, 2017

Tittybaged

Getting titty fucked backwards and getting teabaged at the same time.

The Girl down stairs was getting Tittybaged by 15 guys last night

by WWTF January 15, 2010

Tittydangles

A colloquial English term--presumably of some antiquity--describing an unfortunate condition afflicting the pectoral physiognomy of many men and women as they age, and/or surrender themselves to superfluous engorgement. Usually preceded by the definite article (I. E. "The Tittydangles").

Her most voluptuous, and otherwise pleasant, mien was sadly marred by a grievous case of The Tittydangles, which no amount of yardage, nor any ingenious construct of whalebone and India rubber, could conceal.

by BelAir Hilloc April 26, 2021