mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

titty balls

Perfectly round, perky, tennis ball-sized breasts normally only seen on 18 and 19 year old coeds.

"I haven't seen titty balls like those since Spring Break in Cancun."

by A teamer December 13, 2006

titty ballsacks

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

by C_ntface April 12, 2017

Titty Balls

The perfect pair of round, perky tits.

Damn, look at them titty balls!

by SM January 30, 2005

Titty Balls

A pair of tittys that hang where balls should be.

Those titty balls sure are funny looking.

by ElectricSweater December 28, 2005

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.

Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007