Titties Day

The day before your birthday, in which it is perfectly acceptable to go out with your friends, get completely hammered, and act like a fool in celebration. This day is in conjunction with Booty Day, which is the day after your birthday.

Matthew got wasted on his Titties Day, after drinking three pitchers of beer, and loudly proclaimed that the best titties around were "ALL OF THEM!"

by Token Ese May 14, 2013

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of emotions including fear or anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

take them titties out cuz i'm tryna see em am to pm double d-dem and i need em !!!

Best tiktok reference when you wanna see dem todies/ tittys ❤️🤪

“ Ayo Sydni take them titties out cuz i'm tryna see em am to pm double d-dem and i need em !!!“

Sydni: LMFAOO

by Ilikeerenscock March 14, 2022

shit titties

a word to use when your surprised or get the piss scared out of you

holy shit titties since when have you been there

by pablo defondo October 8, 2011

Titties

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.

Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

Teresa Titties

Very small, almost nonexistent titties.

“Did you cop a feel?”
“Nah bro she’s got Teresa Titties”

by TittyMonsta January 20, 2023

titties on the timeline

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

by nolch32 September 2, 2020