Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.

by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014

tinderbate

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.

"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."

by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014

tinderbate

To swipe through tinder, masturbating to each boy/girl’s picture

Bro I don’t even watch porn anymore I just tinderbate

by TheTinderbater999 June 23, 2018

Tinderdance

When you swap messages with a Tinder hottie, telling all your deets, and hope they don't ghost you for your two left feet.

Sally and I, we've been doing the Tinderdance, and, I hope she doesn't think I'm a freak.

by /u/writelefthanded June 6, 2018

tinderbater

A guy who has no luck no on Tinder, but still fantasizes about the girls he sees on the app. Even to the point of saving their pictures and masturbating to them.

That guy is on Tinder all the time but never scored any chick from it, he is such a tinderbater.

by t.zero April 1, 2016

tinderbaiting

Using catchy phrases and/or exciting photos in order to attract matches on Tinder.

Zachary: "Dude, look at this girl's picture of her skydiving with a leopard cub!"
Paul: "Oh damn, someone's tinderbaiting hard."

by Jackson Foster May 12, 2016

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019