Timon

Every guy that's called Timon is intelligent, friendly, good looking and the best colleague you could wish yourself. You should rapidly go and search for someone who is called Timon.

Damn bro why can't you be like Timon.
What would Timon do in this situation.
I need someone like Timon in my life.

by ?!&@ January 3, 2017

Timon

The cutest, sexiest, coolest, and best animated meerkat mankind has ever thought of.

I love Timon sooo much. I just want to snuggle and hold him all day.

by RblMeerkat May 16, 2008

Tilsoned

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge

you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.

by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

titsonian

A fictional museum housing and displaying the most wonderful tits in the history of the world.

"Dude, you see those tits? Work of art. They should be on display in the Titsonian"

by -Rd September 14, 2012

Tinson

Tinson is a very interesting fellow, with the mind of an 18-year-old and a body that has unlimited power, Tinson will indeed outlive God trying to have the last word. He's also very, VERY, weird. So if you see a Tinson, say hello and tell them that you read 2 definitions of them: One, a very inappropriate one, and the other is this one.

It's a pronoun/name, do I just do it like everyone else and just make it like a normal conversation saying stuff like, "WHO IS THAT POKEMON- I MEAN SWEET SWEET LOOKIN' MAN!?" the other guy: "IT IS TINSON, THE RAREST PEPE IN THE WORLD!" Because if you want me to do it, I'll write a freaking book about weird conversations that are trying to be normal.

by IT IS I GOD! June 13, 2020

Twiggle Tipson

A gay gay homosexual gay
A /jh

“Youre a Twiggle Tipson”
“Yes I am and theres nothing wrong with that #gayrights”

by Twiggle Tipson December 10, 2022

Timon

A really really kind an loyal person. Timon's are always here for you when you need them they always try to help you and cheer you up even if they're bad in it. They don't really believe in their selves but they are actually really smart talented and creative. Timon's have a poker face you don't know what's going on in their mind. They think a lot and they learn really fast. A Timon is a great friend and you can really trust a Timon he will always listen to you.

Get yourself a Timon you will be really happy with a Timon!

by CaramelMacchiato January 9, 2019