Timeshare pussy

Hookers

Roommate 1"Ayy who was that girl you brought in last night?"
Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."

by SwagasaurusFlex October 15, 2017

Timesha

Timesha's are funny smart and cute. Can take anyone's man without trying, and a great friend to have.

Did you see that girl Timesha

by Tee13 December 20, 2016

timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."

by toddx February 3, 2010

timmyshairbrush

timothee chalamet’s hair brush (who is also known as a really cool tiktoker)

timmyshairbrush is my favorite tiktoker, who’s yours?

by timmyshairbrush December 24, 2021

Timeshare in Miami

Purchasing a timeshare in Miami refers to the commitment of sexual intercourse to a Miami at least 6 times a year, as does a regular timeshare commitment. This is usually a drunken sorry act from a desperate individual in search of releasing his seed only for the sake of pleasure. The Miami soon becomes his timeshare in which the benefactor frequents like one would visit a timeshare. These outings may very in length depending on how much this person over drinks through out the year

"Yo, son daves in a black out again, I think he's on the phone with that miami right now."

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

Timeshare

A girl who splits her time evenly amongst multiple guys. Typically as a result of an agreement between a pair or group of guys.

(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday thru Friday but since she's a timeshare, (Guy 2) has her on the weekends.

by Scooter2424 June 4, 2013

Timeshare Cat

A cat who’s time you share with your friends. When you only get to keep a cat for x amount of time until their owner comes and takes them back. Most common at universities where a cat gets passed around

Is that your cat?

Nah it’s a timeshare cat, the real owner is out of town

by Bostonrox1992 May 9, 2023