timelord

A pompous and pretentious elderly person, often with a respected position in society such s judge or headmaster.

Derived from characters in the BBC TV series Dr Who. Time Lords appear human, but differ from them in many respects. They are extremely long-lived. An alien in the episode School Reunion describes the Time Lords as "a pompous race" of "ancient, dusty senators... frightened of change and chaos"

That timelord wouldn't know the difference between Dr Who and Dr Dre

by DensityCalibrator May 31, 2007

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timeloop

situational, if you had a do} over in history you'd probably make the same error in judgement given the ziegeist of the times. if you could {go back in time} you could make the same mistakes anyway, like erasing an entire civilization again this time accidentally with nothing altered do over time altered timetravel back in time to fix before it happens again or you think you could timeloop this whole political circus, make like it never happened. resetnanodroidsanewkeytotime

looks like you can time loop it and make the same idiot mistakes anyway, repeatedly, three strikes you're out situational, if you had a do} over in history you'd probably make the same error in judgement given the ziegeist of the times. if you could {go back in time} you could make the same mistakes anyway, like erasing an entire civilization again this time accidentally with nothing altered do over time altered timetravel back in time to fix before it happens again or you think you could timeloop this whole political circus, make like it never happened. resetnanodroidsanewkeytotime

by Rue Kihata January 26, 2019

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TimeLord

A person who always keeps track of time and is able to feel the flow of time and also determine how old is something by apperence or taste.

john is such a timelord

by y.cole December 8, 2011

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Timelord Homofelinius

(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and Timelord. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis.

Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)

Timelord A: What the hell is that thing? *Points at a Timelord Homofelinius*
Timelord B: That's Tardis... A Timelod Homofelinius...
Tardis: What the heck, man? I'm right here.

by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

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Timeothy

Timeothy was a beloved clock, which was stolen from the science block of a school.

Long ago, the four School nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Teacher's attacked. Only Timeothy, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he was confiscated.
use #JusticeForTimeothy on Instagram to help us get him back

"Look, its Timeothy! everybody must bow"
"Its your turn for custody of Timeothy today!"

by Shrekerman May 22, 2021

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Timeloop

The timeloop is an experience that occurs when on so many drugs your brain short-circuits and you only remember short term memories and feelings. Since you can’t complete your thoughts all the way, your brain constantly tries to remember what the thought was it was trying to complete, so it gets stuck in a loop. If this is occurring to you, stop trying to complete your thoughts and just enjoy the present moment. Timeloops can occur on psychedelics like acid, or if you do a tonnnn of cocaine or other stimulants

Don’t get caught in a timeloop baby just look into my eyes and enjoy them

by Magherra November 14, 2022

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