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Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom
Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...
by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017
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tameless

something or someone that can't be controlled
don't try to manipulate him he's tameless
by PurpleOWL13 August 15, 2017
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timelessness

timelessness- a time of no time
today was a timelessness expieriance.
by robbie grossman April 30, 2005
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timeless sex

sex that is so good that you lose all track of time.
It could have 10 minutes or an hour.
you don't know.
I had timeless sex with kathy.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009
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Timeless Treasures

01/01/01 01:01:01AM PM
January 1st, 2001

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February 2nd, 2002

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June 6th, 2006...also 666 "Hell"

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August 8th, 2008

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November 11th, 2011

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December 12th, 2012

Timeless Treasures
by blthrskt April 28, 2009
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TimelessLook

An online marketplace for girls to buy and sell things in Puerto Rico. It's also referred to the best thing since Amazon.
"Hey, I just started using TimelessLook and made a $1000 in a month"
by Juanitayatusa' October 1, 2017
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Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.
AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018
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