timelined

a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want

"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted

by docbernie August 3, 2012

img-timeline

On forums such as Something Awful, a picture that tells a user that something is old news. Even mentioning the file name gets the point across.

Poster 1: Hey guys, here's a link to this cool YouTube video!

Poster 2: img-timeline

by He of One Letter December 27, 2009

Timeline Jock

A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.

Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?

by Outstandin February 6, 2012

decency timeline

The amount of time knowing or dating someone after which it is considered "decent" or appropriate to do certain things with said person.

Kissing someone on a first date would be considered within the decency timeline, where as banging someone on the first date may, by some, not be.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

Timeoin

also known as "doing a Timeoin", the act of asking "what is <INSERT>, and how can I get involved."

best known by the phrase "What are wargames, and how can I get involved?".

What is Timeoin, and how can I get involved?

by M.o.M.i. May 5, 2010

Timesing

The word dumbasses use instead of the word 'multiplying'. Because they're dumbasses.

UhhHhHhh... yeah, I think we'll need to do some timesing for this problem.

by BlaizenTen January 19, 2020

Timeline Rape

When a friend on the popular social-networking website 'Facebook', frequently posts (or tags you) on your Timeline with content that obviously elicits your approval (or otherwise useless content) in an effort to gain your attention, publicize your relationship, or to simply annoy you.

Abraham Lincoln (Status Update)
"Go Wildcats!"
2 hours ago

Ulysses S. Grant likes your status "Go Wildcats!"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Wildcats beat Jayhawks
Ulysses S. Grant tagged you in a post: "Gettysburg address. -- with Abraham Lincoln"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Gettysburg Address- Full Speech
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Feline Fetishes

//Good ol' Abe doesn't need to call out Ulysses for this incident as all their mutual friends can clearly see without a doubt, this instance of Timeline Rape.

by someguyinanambulance October 8, 2012