time machine bitches

1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.

2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.

3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement

1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.

2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.

3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone

by Nicki Minaj HB February 15, 2014

Estimated Time of Bitching

When you make your girl angry wait for all hell to break loose

Tristan: Man, I made her mad
Michael: What's the Estimated Time of Bitching? (ETB)
Tristan: I'd say about 5 seconds

by Tha Gort June 18, 2017

Timbitch

A "Timbitch" is a stupid, gullible person that goes to Tim Hortons after agreeing to buy coffee for 4 or more people, inconveniencing EVERYBODY that's waiting to buy coffee behind them.

You go to Tim Hortons to buy 1 coffee and the person that's before you orders 7 or 8, making you wait longer than you should have to. THAT person would be a Timbitch...

by dread1979 July 20, 2008

timbitch

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.

Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?

by Megamerican August 15, 2007

timebitch

Some type of being that does not recognize the normal social construct of time to be valid.
They will often openly rebel against clock complacency.

time anarchist
They often bitch about time not being linear.

Normal tasks will often be difficult for them to carry out.

Why isn't Chester here? It is already 2:30. I always forget what a timebitch he is.

by Chester_irl October 30, 2020