timofey is a player, fuck boi, and pre-pubescent teen who vapes, smokes weed and skateboards. he also 100% has a quiff (short on sides, long on top). the best nickname for him is quiffer wet jet. he's a douche who lost his virginity at 13.
also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.
also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.
by abbi_timberwolf October 1, 2018
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i want to be with a timaree
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by PushPull February 15, 2018
Get the timofey mug.1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.
2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.
2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.
1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"
2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."
3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please
2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."
3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please
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