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Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.
Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures
by foug January 12, 2005
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Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
by HoosierMan May 4, 2010
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Tim's Law

No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.

Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.

The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.

Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
by Stupidisthenewfunny January 18, 2010
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Tim’s Disease

When a male overflows with to much drip, it begins to seep into his lower organs, resulting in an unnecessarily large penis.
Wow my walls got wrecked last night Tina, I think he had Tim’s Disease.
by Tim’s disease September 23, 2019
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Tim's Hard Lemonade

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.
by TimB1896 January 17, 2009
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Tim's douchebaggery

An act of a Chief executive officer, Head of marketing or a Financial officer in a company, that sets prices for their products exceedingly high to extract maximal value from customers, knowing that the company they work for is a monopolist within a very narrowly defined market and thus subjected to limited actual competition, while making it hard for authorities to enact anti-monopoly policies and lower prices for consumers through regulation.
Wow, the prices of these laptops are so high, they border on Tim's douchebaggery!
Such unusually high profits for a company in that market must surely be a sign of Tim's douchebaggery.
by slice17 October 21, 2021
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tim's panini

tim's sandwich that tastes rlly good everyone who takes a bite become jacked and good at the timpani
I ate tim's panini and now all the babes love me
by tim sandvich March 9, 2022
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