Tijuana Sharpie

Noun; A hard and/or frozen turd used for writing/drawing in any slogan or other artistic endeavor including but not limited to face painting, graffiti, etc.

After a long night of drinking Amanda used a Tijuana Sharpie to draw a mustache on Tim and a unibrow on Taylor while they were passed out.

by Tad Thicke June 30, 2017

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Tijuana snowstorm

The act of ejaculating into a small desk fan while your partner sits with their face on the other side, So that the load hits the blades and is scattered like the juicy flakes of an oncoming blizzard.

Jesus, is that lotion on your face or did you get a Tijuana snowstorm?

by Lil’nacho May 28, 2019

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Tijuana Surprise

The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.

I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.

by 1AnalWart November 29, 2015

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tijuana spyglass

The act of placing an empty corona bottle into the anus of another. The bottle should be inserted bottom first. Once the bottle is inserted the other party can look into the open bottle and take a look at the inside of the anus. It is a tasteful mix of voyeurism and sado-masochism.

Hey I'm gonna give you a tijuana spyglass I am going to take this bottle and shove it up your ass.

Me: Why?

So I can check out that hot colon.

by Clint Wilder March 8, 2008

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Tijuana Slugger

The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.

Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!

Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?

Person 1 - No...

Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...

by Stryker916 November 21, 2011

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