Timism

otherwise known as a Clapham, this is where someone requests a stupid change to software

What do you mean they want the software to also make their toast in a morning? That is just a Timism

by UrbanAnthonycdwsqdUrbanAnthony May 10, 2018

tikism

Tikism is a mental illness that is spreaded through addictions from tiktok, a recent case was 3 middle aged girls who said the word "beans" in a British accent. After some some investigation it turns out they were under the influence of a british tiktoker who said the words "beans" They have also developed Tourette's via the same culprit.

IF YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE, READ SOME ARTICLES INSTEAD OF GOING ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU DUMB FUCK.

Psychiatrist: there has been a recent case in which 3 high school girls developed insomnia and Tourette's.
Doctor: I name this "tikism"

by Massive rotating balls god June 12, 2022

Timism

A collection of various, unrelated items usually put in a container or drawer etc. This goes beyond a junk drawer in that none of the items go together and leaves anyone who discovers it dumbfounded . (named after Tim Cole unknowing creator of Timisms.)

I discovered a timism containing my passport, cotton balls, dog treats, a screw and a piece of thread.

by MDUSA November 27, 2024