rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Titanium Belt

When one collect the I , II, and III degree Grey Belt. When one recieves the Titanium Belt, they are forever nicknamed Hey-zeus.

Curtis made passionate love to a young cougar, a 45 year old MILF with a half head of grey hair, and a women with 100% silver hair. Because of this, a panel of peers has granted him the Titanim Belt, and will call him hey-zeus.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

Titanic Turd

A longer than usual turd that breaks in half on its way down.

Dude, i just backed out a massive titanic turd.

by kungfumermaid March 3, 2015

Titanic submersible

Off brand Xbox controller activated death box in a tin can for rich people.

As if there hasn't been enough people dying from the titanic.

Also look up "titanic submersible memes" they are hilarious

Wanna go die in a titanic submersible?

by kw13cheer June 22, 2023

Titanic Moment

Similar to how people don’t realize that Jack and Rose from the Titanic movie aren’t based on real people, a moment of realization that shocks you to your core which is also pretty common knowledge.

“Bro I had a crazy realization the other day when I found out the stripper pole spins not the stripper”

‘Dude what a Titanic moment’

“Yeah man I never fuckin knew! How crazy’”
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“What’s your Titanic moment?”

‘For the longest time I thought people from the past saw in black and white’

“You didn’t know that?? That’s one hell of a Titanic moment”

by titanic_luvah69 October 24, 2023

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Titanic Weed

A weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your fucking ass in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched "Titanic". Something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. Another name for this strain is "Period Weed" because it's only a carton of Ben & Jerry's and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. So if you are up for smoking this Devil's Ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.

Jared: (laughing uncontrollably)

Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"

Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."

Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."

by Rosemary's Babies October 26, 2014