tickling 

as in "gooch tickling"

1)when someone is doing something they shouldn't be doing or when what they are doing is annoying

2)what someone was doing when they were supposed to be hanging with you

Zopes! Stop tickling your gooch.

OR

"Where was he? Oh, he was tickling his gooch last night."

tickling by Stuzko October 28, 2007

Tickling the Dragons Tail 

Tickling the Dragons tail refers to:
1. Doing something very dangerous that you may/may not get away with. Sometimes the dragon wins.
2. The origin of this phrase came out of the USA Manhattan project to develop the atomic bomb. Nuclear scientists would induce ever increasing levels of criticality - close to the point of a nuclear chain reaction - a very dangerous and lethal undertaking. The term "tickling the tail of a sleeping dragon" is accredited to the Nobel laureate Physicist Richard Feynman who was involved with the Manhattan project.

1. Pouring gasoline with a lit fag in your mouth is tickling the dragons tail.
2. Having random one-night-stand sex without a condom is tickling the dragons tail.

3. Secretly having sex with your wife's sister is tickling the dragons tail.
4. Using a screwdriver to separate beryllium and plutonium is tickling the dragons tail.

Tickling the Dragons Tail by kz5bw5 May 28, 2009

Tickling the mouse tail 

trying to adjust mouse while jerking without using occupied hands

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.

Tickling the mouse tail by margrette sees January 23, 2013

tickling the poodle

An old lady with gray pubic hair masterbating.

I visited my grandma at the nursing home and caught her "tickling the poodle".

tickling the poodle by Larry Johnson 1965 September 12, 2009

tickling the rubber

to have sex with a person using a condom

sup bro was she tickling the rubber?

tickling the rubber by shakaberry May 15, 2010

tickling my ball sack 

when someone is messing with you or lying about something and you figure out

dude you got those tickets didn’t you

yeah i did
ah man you was really tickling my ball sack

tickling my ball sack by Urmomispoo69 December 21, 2018

tickling the rocks 

A secret greeting created by the greatest hero Stephen Colbert so that true patriots can identify each other.

Killer holds out his fists (the rocks) and Colbert "tickles" underneath them. Thus, tickling the rocks.

tickling the rocks by Nick LeBlanc June 16, 2008