tickets to policeman's ball

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t

by duckluva1 June 24, 2017

Tickets Unlimited

A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.

Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.

by ticketsunlimitedsucks October 23, 2008

Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.

Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.

by r0leX July 25, 2010

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

Cubs Tickets

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Fun tickets

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.

Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)

by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004

shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003