taimane

Taimane is someone who can pull you I with one smile or laugh in under a heart beat, she is very addictive and contagious.

Taimane has a petite height and she is as cute as a baby... but if you know her for long she will become sexy, outgoing and freaky.

Do not get on Taimanes bad side because she will hurt you.

Taimane is someone you should keep in your life and shouldn't let go of because you'll only meet one like her.

Taimane will love you forever and will be an excellent wife or girlfriend, she is also a great kisser and great in bed

Damn bro Taimane has my heart
Taimane can make our bro
Fuck Taimane is good in bed
Omg! Taimane is so cute
Ohh Taimane is so small I can carry her

by ronensmartass November 12, 2018

Tamaki

Tall, blonde, and princely. A super sweet guy with a huge ego. He knows he's awesome. He just doesn't let you know that he knows.

Person A: Ohmygosh, look at that guy! He's surrounded by girls!
Person B: Yep, he's such a Tamaki.

by PseudonymsForPie March 1, 2012

Tamaharu

Phrase used to describe the canon couple Tamaki Suoh and Haruhi Fujioka from the popular anime/manga "Ouran High School Host Club." Tamaki is a rich pretty boy found of the Host Club and the illegitimate son and heir to the owner of Ouran Academy. Haruhi is a poor girl who got into Ouran Academy on a scholarship. Her late mother, of whom she wishes to follow in the footsteps of, was a lawyer and her father is a professional transvestite. Due to her loose clothing and scattered appearance, Tamaki first mistook her for a boy. To pay off a debt she gained from breaking a vase, Haruhi had to masaquerade as a boy and join the Host Club.

I read this great Tamaharu fic last night! Tamaki and Haruhi admitted their feelings for eachother! It was so sweet!

by Poetic Ramblings July 15, 2010

sizzling hot tamale

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).

"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012

inverted tamale

The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.

When they got home from the mexican buffet, Dennis gave Bridget one hell of an inverted tamale.

by Dark Smith January 10, 2008

Kakeru Tamaki

A fanfiction writer who has an unhealthy obsession with Vic Mignogna and lives on the Isle of Man. She hopes to be a famous Mangaka!

'I, Kakeru Tamaki, live on the isle of man - come visit, it's lonely'

by BernardFitch October 31, 2009

Tamakeri

The Japanese fetish of cute girls kicking men in the testicles, usually quite hard. Most fans of it enjoy the loud "Slap!" sound made when a good karate kick hits home.

My best friend Joe regrets the loss of his genetilia due to the tamakeri experiments he conducted with his girlfriend.

by Photon December 6, 2003