TurBOTOX

- What many stressed-out women ask for from a doctor or beauty specialist when they need their faces to look relaxed and youthful in a hurry.

- "Forget about using TurboTax right now, I need TurBOTOX for tonight!"

- "She went to the plastic surgeon to get her face TurBOTOXED for this weekend's wedding."

- "I was TurBOTOXED earlier this week so I'd look good during the photography session."

- "You look really tired right now, and need to be TurBOTOXED immediately!"

- "I was TurBOTOXED this week, and have had immediate results! Can't you tell by looking at my face?"

by I'm Already In your Database January 24, 2011

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Thumbotomy

(Upstate ny slang)

Thumb+lobotomy

To gouge someone's eyes out with your thumbs in order to cause brain injury or death

Dude got jumped by the crick, pulled his gat but the fuckin thing jammed after he domed two outta three, ended up getting tackled and had to give the third shipdip a thumbotomy

by Fatfatfatfatfat February 22, 2023

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turbotony

An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.

Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.

by uhhyun July 11, 2006

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turbothirst

When Luca super thirsty

Luca has Turbothirst

by Lil sprite September 18, 2019

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turboturd

Theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. If you can stand to be called a retard because you said it, it is kind of funny and not too dirty.

I am taking a turboturd; just a minute.

by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

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