Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

by Chongmeister February 10, 2012

Turbo Virgin

Turbo Virgins are people who do not like relationships and is disgusted at the thought of having sex with anyone. they are so hateful towards anything related to sex that they will literally die if they even nut

guy 1: bro look at that guy hissing at that female!
guy 2: oh yeah, that's just Dave. he is a total Turbo Virgin.

by Autismo 6607 July 20, 2019

Strom Thurmond

Stephen Lynch explains it best:
"He's about a thousand years old, republican senator from the deep south... He's a racist. Then when he died, we heard he had fathered like fifteen black children."

"Thomas Jefferson. Hugh Grant. David Bowie. STROM THURMOND! STROM THURMOND!"

by Yournumber1 August 16, 2008

turbobrick

-noun,
1. An affectionate yet self-deprecating nickname for a pre-1996, rear wheel drive, turbocharged Volvo. "Brick" is a reference to the aerodynamic, aesthetic, and structural qualities shared between Volvo automobiles(the older boxy variety) and rectangular bricks of hardened clay commonly used in construction.

"It might be a Volvo and it might be turbocharged but your 2001 Volvo s80 is NOT a turbobrick."

"Is everything on this turbobrick being held together by zip-ties and J.B Weld?!?!"

"My turbobrick is on fire!!!"

by turbobricker August 13, 2007

Turbo Priest

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

Turbobrick

A turbocharged Volvo. Brick being what most older style Volvos resemble.

Look at that turbobrick go!

by JesusLovesVolvos August 12, 2005

turbo hell

The fictional place you go to, after acting on homosexual tendencies. Originated by the Supernatural fandom (after the eighteenth episode of season 15 showed Castiel (Misha Collins) confessing his love to Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) and afterwards being swallowed by an empty, black void most commonly dubbed; "turbo hell") and evolved to be a popular meme on Tumblr, even to people outside of the fandom.

"He confessed his love to him, and then immediately got sent to turbo hell. Ain't that a bitch?"

by PennyForYourCox February 6, 2021