productivity throttling controls

Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.

Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.

The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.

My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.

Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.

by sutch December 9, 2010

blood throttling

A scream you hear from within the walls whilst babysitting a creepy child late at night. A not-so-common misuse of "blood curdling."

See: Gnar

"Then after he went to sleep, it sounded like it was in the, like, in the walls, and it was the most...most...blood...blood throttling scream. Ever. It was hella gnar."

by GnarestMFerAlive February 25, 2009

fart throttling

The act of releasing a small portion of your fart to avoid confrontation.

There was no way I'd make it through our long quarterly meeting without farting so I had to employ my fart throttling skills to release gas without getting caught.

by Sharthur July 17, 2009

Elephant Throttling

When you hook up with a land whale and you go full ham into her asshole.

Last night I went elephant throttling with Betty from fat camp, shit's honestly lit!

by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 26, 2019

knob throttling

Or "Knob Throttler"
A term to describe a male who delights in masturbating other men.

"Mate, you like Justin Bieber? You're such a Knob Throttler"

"Were you Knob Throttling at the Gay bar last night?"

by Darkside Damien December 1, 2013

Neck Throttling

When a woman sits on top of a mans throat and opens her pussy lips and covers his adams apple, grinding on him until she cums on his neck making a sound like an engine revving.

Me and my woman were neck throttling last night, she sounded just like an engine revving up.

by MclarenF1LM April 7, 2017

Deep Throttling

Occurs during the sexual action of deep-throating. Deep throttling occurs when the tip of the penis is encapsulated by the opening of the trachea of the oral caregiver

Bro, I gave my girlfriend the deep throttling of a lifetime during oral sex last night

by mourningwood69420 January 10, 2021