Throngle

To partake in the act of performing a whimsical and silly dance for a random bystander, then abruptly stopping and grabbing said person by the shoulders, then beginning to violently shake them while screaming loudly in a high pitched tone, and ending off the action by doing things incomprehensible to the human mind towards the victim.
Person 1: Dude.. Somebody said I'm gonna get throngled tomorrow.
Person 2: May the people have mercy on your soul, because on that day, the gods will fall with you.
by ihaveurbandictionary1 November 17, 2023
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Throngle

To be strangled or molliwopped by another grown man.
You seen Jacob? Last I heard someone said they were gonna throngle him. I haven’t seen him for a month. Yeah they found him in Ohio…and Michigan…and Indiana
by KillerHippie January 23, 2024
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