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Muddy throbber

When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.
Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.
by manipulativebastard69 December 31, 2013
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Throbsticle

A name for a popular celebrety, 'throbbing' in the news, because of their popularity.
First used by Chris (Simpsons artist).
"today is a wonderful day to be alive because television throbsticle russell brand has finally saved planet earth..."
by KorrinKale November 12, 2014
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Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.
Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!
by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016
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Tit Thruster

Someone who pushes their tits in someone's face in order to be remembered.
- Seren is a tit thruster
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.
by Miss Croft xo September 3, 2009
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blue vein throbber

when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.
come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".
by randall March 21, 2003
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Throater Boat

A fellatious woman motorboats with her throat.
A fellatious woman throater boated Mikhal Friday night in the back of the club. I bet she gives great throater boat.
by Divininthemuff August 15, 2016
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Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.
Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.
by rickleston September 22, 2016
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