thread 

The annoying alternative one uses on a forum instead of using "topic". The only forum software known to man that uses "thread" is VBulletin.

Noob: This is a funny thread!

Pro: Shut the hell up you retarded noob, it's called a topic.

thread by Da Milkman February 24, 2009

thread 

1> top notch; high quality
2> own

that game was thread kid

thread by THa ZiLLa February 14, 2005

thread 

A really small dick.

His dick is like thread. He should take up sewing.

thread by Poundthatasstrophizer March 13, 2009

Thread 

A needle. Typically used to clean out pipes or one hitters when the weed has stuck to the edges.

*One girl to another girl*
“Ay yo you got any threads? “
“Yea do you want a Bobbie pin or a needle?”
“Probably a needle. I’m cleaning out my one hitty”

Thread by Jackie- IOU😂 July 2, 2018

thread 

Someone that’s is keeping you alive; happy.

I’m hanging by a thread. My best friend, Olivia, is my thread.

thread by charlidanelio January 12, 2021

thread 

someone who gives u inside info from the inside, like a thread would tie two things tg

yeah lincoln is my thread, he records all the fights at his private school so that i know all the drama even tho i dont go there

thread by placentaignite March 19, 2024

/thread 

This gets used on messageboards / forums to signify that the previous post (or a post that has been quoted) is either of such high standard / very useful and answers the question of the original post / owns someone that the thread cannot possibly contain any post that's better.

USER 1: Hey guys, who do you reckon is the greatest rock band in the world.

USER 2: Black Sabbath

USER 3: /thread

/thread by Heidious March 4, 2007