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thewindmillman

thewindmillman is a 69-year old who loves to watch little boys shower. He cums in a bucket while he watches little ones lather themselves with soap and shampoo until the bucket is full. After it is full, he dumps the bucket onto himself and swallows most of the sticky substance. With the leftover cum, he lathers himself in it and goes skinny dipping with Epic_Smiley78's grandmother.
Thewindmillman went skinny dipping with grandma today!
by Gamerologist June 24, 2012
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Brixton typewriter

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.
by Jim jim the drunk August 29, 2009
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thewillpower

a popular shock site which features a man performing fellatio on himself.
by Armitando August 4, 2007
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Chicago Typewriter

n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.
Vinnie always wrote his enemies on a Chicago typewriter.
by Carl Willis August 25, 2004
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words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.
"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"
by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007
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poop in the typewriter

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.
by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011
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Chicago typewriter

a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)
The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.
by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2007
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