toobin

1) You whipped out you cock while on a Zoom call.
2) Got caught masterbating while on a video conference call.

He was in a Zoom meeting and pulled a toobin.

by RescueRay October 19, 2020

Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.

John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.

by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020

Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."

Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020

Toobin

1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate

2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.

I returned to the main Zoom call only to find Jeffrey toobin one out.

by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020

Thoomin

The act of getting lit or getting fired up, could be to anything. Made by the team members TSM_Hamlinz and TSM_Myth from professional e-sports organization "Team SoloMid"

"EYYYY JUST GOT THAT WIN WE THOOMIN"
"THIS MUSIC THOOMS!!!!!!"
"YEAH TODAY IS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY YOU ALREADY KNOW WE OUT HERE THOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMIIINNNNNN"

by Gguuuuurrrrwwwaaagggghhhhh January 18, 2019

Lubin’ and Toobin’

The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.

Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?

by MSF. October 19, 2020

jeffrey toobin

The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.

Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.

by Harvdog71 October 19, 2020