An uber-British blue semi-organic mutant built from a combination of mechanical and biological components, presumably by a mad scientist on an LSD trip (and who was seriously ahead of his time culturally in 1913). As with the other engines in his self-titled show, he practices Tophamism (praise be the hat!) and dislikes confusion and delay despite causing it all the damned time.

"As everyone knows, the first significant advancement in the international biomechanical field occurred with the building of Thomas the Tank Engine in 1913. No one knows how, so that's the whole lecture, folks!"

Thomas the Tank Engine by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

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thomas the tank engine

he is an absolute unit well known in all 50 US States, he is the number 1 wanted criminal for robbing everybody, and spending all their cash on drip.

"thomas the tank engine just robbed me, bro"

thomas the tank engine by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022

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thomas the tank engine

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

thomas the tank engine by deffo January 23, 2023

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Thomas (the tank engine)

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.

"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

Thomas (the tank engine) by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019

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