thacker dad

A big gay creature that comes out at night and feeds on assholes

I saw thacker dad out my window last night and he penatrated my dog

by BigDickRitchie August 7, 2015

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Cum is thicker than water

When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"

Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.

by Shojonen November 12, 2010

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Thocket

A pocket strategically placed low on the thigh, a thocket is usually seen on sweatpants or cargo pants.

Dude, gimme some of those tots in your thocket

by Special K 92 December 16, 2009

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"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

by Kz October 17, 2012

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slim thicker

More thick than slim thick, kind of almost fat

Her mom is slim thicker than mine.

by joeyandava May 29, 2017

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Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family

1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)

by Skeptikai March 23, 2013

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