Thermodynamic Miracle

An event so unlikely, it's effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.

The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.

by C0RE from UD Chat December 9, 2008

thermostat foot

the exposure of a single foot in the attempt to precisely control one's body temperature while bundled in ample covers.

Often involves frantic flailing after awakening overheated. The foot is then returned under the covers after the appropriate temperature is achieved.

"I can't sleep in a sleeping bag because my thermostat foot needs to be able to get out"

by pharmgrl2001 December 7, 2009

Thermo Flask

A weapon that is used by vsco girl wannabes who post TikToks every day and can only afford a Thermo Flask. They get so aggravated when they realize there's a dent on the water bottle, even though there was probably already a dent on it when they got their Thermo Flask at Five Below. Sometimes, they even pretend their Thermo Flask is a Hydro Flask, which is honestly no better.

Vsco Wannabe: "Check out my new Hydro Flask," *Hides the Thermo Flask label*
Vsco Girl: "Isn't that a Thermo Flask?"
Vsco Wannabe: "Shutthefuckup it's Hydro Flask!" *Whacks the girl in the face with her Thermo Flask*

by howdareyouopposememortal September 16, 2020

Thermodynamics

Thermodynamics is a science taught to engineers in order to remove any last traces of sanity before they enter the professional world. Totally indecipherable to those not in the engineering field.

-Before I took Thermodynamics, I valued other people's contributions. But now I know that non-engineers are a waste of valuable oxygen.

by [e-mail] December 28, 2005

Theragony

Deep tissue massage getting right into the sore point... hurts so good

Man... that therapist got straight to it and worked that tight spot in my glutes... it was theragony! I feel much looser through my hips now.

by Sossburger June 29, 2018

Theron

Theron’s are a rare species. A true GOD to be exact. they excel when it comes to using there brain and are extremely curious about the world. They tend to not let you know much about them.

Person: There’s Theron. let him pass

by Just Another Teller of Gods November 25, 2019

Thermopoly sniff

When your Bluetooth earpiece don’t connect right so you make up a name to look cool on tiktok

Oh yeah! Thermopoly Sniff?!? The south Sudanese man who played for Serie A?!?

by Notzaina February 5, 2023