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Theodore Roosevelt 

One of the finest Presidents in US history as he put the interests of the nation above his political party. Even though he was a Republican, TR fought against child labor and corporate monopolies on oil and the RR. He supported the Pure Food and Drug Act which helped keep contaminated food and beverages out of the supermarket. Through mediating peace between Russia and Japan and sending the Great White Fleet out for nationalistic and humanitarian purposes, TR proved the US was a major player in global affairs.
America has not had a truly great president since Theodore Roosevelt.
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Theodore Bagwell 

The most seductive and sexiest character on the TV show Prison Break. Played by actor Robert Knepper, Theodore Bagwell (nicknamed "T-Bag") is a sociopath convicted of rape, murder, kidnapping, and countless other crimes.

Although T-Bag is from Alabama, he's not a stereotypical trailer trashbag. His molesting father made him memorize words from the dictionary when he was a child, so T-Bag is now a linguistic genius. He also has this alluring, seductive southern accent which can make your panties wet.
"I'd like to be raped by Theodore Bagwell."
Theodore Bagwell by ilovetbag January 21, 2009

Hemilda Theodore 

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's totally pretty and intelligent. Everyone is interested in her
omg she looks like Hemilda Theodore
Hemilda Theodore is so pretty
Hemilda Theodore by Franclyn February 7, 2021

Theodore 

Friend X: YO witch ones getting the best head

Us:THEODORE YOU FOOL
Theodore by Chad Thunder Cock October 11, 2019

Theodore's Law 

An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.

Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009
"Why do we have to go back?"

"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."
Theodore's Law by Warrencraft October 12, 2009

Thicc Theodore 

He is the almighty infinite power if you see him you will be overwhelmed by his thickness and greatness.
All hail THICC GOD DAMN THEODORE
Thicc Thicc Theodore and he's on tv
OH MY FRICKEN GOD IS THAT THICC THEODORE AM I DREAMING

Theodore 

He's hot, fun and cools the life of the party.he is always sweet likes to cuddles knows how to make the ladies smile.he is very intelligent his gaming skills are over the top unstoppable. He gets all the ladies with his talent to manipulate the situation in his benefit .he will be there when you down and need the company never lets you down. He's down to earth a bit crazy but how else you going to have a good time. he will spoil the ladies with flowers, cooking and his time.
Theodore is so special to me A great teacher with many hidden talents.
Theodore by mennäperille December 18, 2019