touhou themed blow job

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass

Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.

by yung ass rupturer July 31, 2021

up themselves

Someone with an inflated view of their own importance, opinions, personality or looks

Most celebrities are so up themselves it’s a wonder they don’t disappear up their own arseholes

by Ruzz_Sin October 16, 2006

Adobe Themepark

Another name for Santa Fe, New Mexico. Also see Fanta Se. The term is based both on the strict local building codes (mandating adobe abodes) and the ridiculously opulent homes built by the trust funder residents. Other New Mexicans often go to the city to observe the unique mixture of individuals: those with incredible wealth, locals who hate rich immigrants, clueless tourists who want to buy overpriced turquoise, and crooked politicians.

Caller 1: "You want to go up to Santa Fe today? We can take the RailRunner. It'll be fun, we can walk around the plaza and pretend we're Texans!"

Caller 2: "Naw, I'm sick of the Adobe Themepark. Let's kick it old school in Burque. I'll meet you at Frontier and then lets panhandle!"

by olsongt January 11, 2009

theme park walk of shame

This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.

I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.

by Kempo September 6, 2006

Halo theme song

An absolute unit, the top tier of all theme songs and something that should be worshipped in mens bathrooms

John: have you chanted the halo theme song with the boys yet?

Michael: no, i must hurry now, gather the troops!

by RuthlessWildcard November 18, 2019

war themed hat simulator

A joke about Team Fortress 2 and it's overabundance of hats.

Haha funny war themed hat simulator haha funny joke

by Анонимный аноним July 3, 2021

dystopian hipster theme park

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017