Thelma

Nurturer, Caregiver. Stubborn at times and strong-willed. Likely to hurt one's feelings if unprepared for brutal honesty but well-intentioned and loving. Loves to laugh but because of past hurts may mask her tenderness by putting up a wall. Once you crack her shell she's a kitty cat. Thelma's have a wild side as well - get to know one...

Thelma is so crazy all she's missing is her partner in crime, Louise (ala Thelma and Louise).

by Gen DerBender February 3, 2010

Telemarketer

A heartless cretin making minimum wage whose job involves calling prospective clients to sell them goods or services they don't want, can't afford and have no use for. They tend to target the elderly and the very young, as these two are the most vulnerable to their bullshit sales pitches, and usually call to annoy you around dinner time as that is when you are most likely to be around. These miserable parasites are as moral as an Islamic terrorist on PCP and are the social equivalent of a tiny insect feasting on the sweaty brown residue between the anus and testicles.

ME: Hello?
TELEMARKETER: Hello, is this Mr. (my name)?
ME: Yes, how can I help you?
TELEMARKETER: Hi! I represent the Federal Guarantee Life Insurance Company, and I'd like to talk to you about--
ME: Excuse me...there's someone at my door. Could you hold on for a moment?
TELEMARKETER: Sure!
(I go off to watch TV and return five minutes later)
ME: You still there?
TELEMARKETER: Yes.
ME: Fuck you, dickwad. --click--

by Rollo & Biff January 6, 2009

Telemaphone

Its the same as telephone but with ma in the middle.

the telemaphone is ringing

by EyesOfTheInsane September 28, 2009

Thelma

It’s true that she CAN be a bad ass, but not in the BAD way... she is more of a chilling, kind, idiot. She is cute and generouse.

Thelma is often an Europan.

by MollanSmollan June 1, 2019

telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

Telemarketers

Annoying as all hell.

Telemarketer: Hello. Are you interested in-
You: No, sorry. I'm not interested
Note; Telemarketers only understand the 'interested' of this sentence.
Tele: Well howa 'bout a nice, comfy-
You (more agitated): No. Sorry but-
Tele: Would you like to subscribe to-
You (bursts): NO I WOULD NOT. YOU CAN GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S BALLS AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!

by SmilinStan December 9, 2009

thelemites

A follower of the religion and spiritual system of Thelema.

"Who calls us Thelemites will do no wrong, if he look but close into the word. For there are therein Three Grades, the Hermit, and the Lover, and the man of Earth. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." - Liber AL

by LAShTAL.COM September 29, 2005