the twins are hanging

You say this expression when your balls, otherwise known as "the twins" are hanging down low.

it so hot today. "the twins are hanging" now.

by Salayh September 2, 2010

baptizing the twins

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.

I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.

by nippleboy September 1, 2009

big jim and the twins

penis and testes

by Anonymous October 24, 2002

Steve and the twins

A playful name for one's cock and balls, whereby, 'Steve' refers to the todger and 'the twins' are the attached danglies.

Man in bar: 'fancy coming back to my place, I'd like to introduce you to some of the family?'
Woman in bar: ' Who would that be?'
Man: 'Steve and the twins'
Woman: You mean your cock don't you?
Man: 'Erm, yes, guy's gotta try right?'

by Smellynappybaby November 18, 2016

Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).

Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever

by teethgrinder May 31, 2004

little jimmy and the twins

A penis. Little Jimmy as the dick, and the twins, as the balls.

Dick
Penis

He surely was playing with little Jimmy and the twins.

by Little Jimmy and the Twins April 20, 2018

big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls

Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.

by Joe. Smith March 27, 2006