between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 18, 2017

Is the squeeze worth the juice?

An backward analogy used to ask if something is worth doing or not. Typically the question is asked if the juice is worth the squeeze, but occasionally someone will ask the question backwards i.e. is the squeeze worth the juice?

When discussing a new project, our manager asked "is the squeeze worth the juice?"

by Funnybanker May 12, 2021

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017

Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.

"Did you squeeze the cheese?"

by Doc Evil August 9, 2003

Squeeze The Weasel

Action Phrase: Masturbation, squeezing of the male genetalia.

Sometimes i get so hot i just gotta squeeze the weasel.

See Also: Squeeze the Cheetos

by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007

squeeze the charmin

to take a dump or shit.

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006