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The Simba 

When you are at the climax of making love to a women and you are about to cum around over your lover. Aim at the forehead to achieve “The Simba” when there is hot steamy cum on her forehead take you thumb and drag that birch across there fore with screaming “SIMBA” and play “Circle of Lifein the back ground for the full affect.
“Hey baby I’m going to try “The Simba” tonight, so get ready for the best sex of your life
The Simba by o0Baby-Daddy0o June 9, 2018
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The Simba 

While having sex with your girl and she is on her period place your thumb in period blood and than as you smear it across her forehead whisper " SIMBA"
MY GIRL AND I did the circle of life last night and I gave her "The Simba"
The Simba by Sendnoonz August 7, 2019

The Simba 

When you finger a girl on her period and proceed to wipe the blood on her forehead while saying Simba in a prolonged deep tone.
I just gave my girl the Simba and she proceeded to aggressively squirt
The Simba by CHESTNUT000 December 31, 2020

The Angry Simba 

The Angry Simba is similar to BOTH "The Angry Pirate" & "The Simba" but done at the same time. Thus creating "The Angry Simba".

It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.

Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.

Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Craig: I tried to get this girl to do The Angry Simba with me the other night. I failed.

Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?

Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.

The Hazelwell Simba 

This is the action where the male counterpart inserts his thumb into the female counterparts Anus, then proceeds to spit on her back simulating his ejaculation. Once the female counterpart has turned around the male spreads his thumb across the females head whilst whispering the word ‘Simba’ in her ears.
Stud #1: How was last night ?

Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.

Stud #1: Epic victory Royale

Simba sue the poopy rue

My dog is a simba sue the poopy rue

The Simanjuntak’s 

An expression oftenly used to describe two people who are madly in love with each other. This term was derived from the famously controversial lovestory between a young, beautiful Indonesian-decent goddess of a woman named Roderick and a handsome, almighty and brave man named Tia. It was truly love at first sight. This saying is used as a tribute to commemorate the passionate love, two soulmates held for each other.. To this day their love still remains powerful even to their deceased corps that lay buried underneath us in the same coffin..
Margarita: Aww would you look at those two lovebirds!!!!
Kevin: Yea, The Simanjuntak’s of the century they are!