Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.

Slap the Salmon by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Smoking the Salmon 

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

Smoking the Salmon by Joesmelle January 27, 2019

Drink The Salmon 

A Salmon that lives out of water but sometimes goes out on the water for a long period of time. Drink the Salmon is known for his superior PC technician skills, and his studies with the "buffer". Drink the Salmon is also known for consuming large amounts of cheese steak and one time, usually covered with mlano cookies. Drink the Salmon can be usually be found on the bottom of any scoreboard in the video game Combat Arms.

I saw Drink the Salmon the other day on the bottom of the scoreboard in combat arms, eating two cheesesteaks at once time covered in mlano cookies, while handing out buffers to his teammates.

Drink The Salmon by Salmonfisherman09 March 19, 2011

Punishing the Salmon 

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

Punishing the Salmon by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

find the salmon 

A kinky sex game for bears

When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon

find the salmon by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

Glaze the Salmon 

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

Glaze the Salmon by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

Slammin The Salmon 

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.

"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"

Slammin The Salmon by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009