Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down.

Kids: Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda

by ThisIsFine449 January 31, 2020

A Platypus

Slang for something that is controlling you or getting you 'down'

Corporations are a platypus. Your teacher is a platypus

by Dr Doof November 28, 2019

platypus

Someone who doesn't do much.

In reference to Phineas and Ferb/Perry the Platypus-

Phineas: What about Perry? What does he want to do?
(Perry chatters)
Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.

Jenny: For a supervisor, Daniel doesn't really do much. He just sits in his office all day.

Adam: I know! He's such a platypus!

by Ronald Parkington February 07, 2012

Platypus

Another animal reference used by gay men to describe a guy with an enormous dick, and is a total bottom that does not, or will not top. Just like the odd looking, but cute mammal the Platypus is, guys are stunned by this gay oddity with an amazing, excessively large dick and a great top but has no desire to do that at all.

"Yesterday I hooked up with this guy, I wanted to bottom for, but he was a platypus."

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by Hunter16 June 17, 2016

platypus

Perry the Platypus -Phineas' and Ferb's pet platypus. He lives a double life as a secret agent under the codename of Agent P. Agent P works under Major Monogram's O.W.C.A. (which uses animals as secret agents), and combats Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"perry the platypus what are you doing"

by iuhrbviruha8o43 February 06, 2010

Platypus

Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.

Three words: God was high...

Child: Dad, what's a Platypus?

Father: Have I ever talked to you about drugs?

by Scottsdale Snoob December 09, 2008

Platypus

A metaphor for something that holds you down.

Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.

by Bman2007 September 09, 2020