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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Use the Paddles

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016

The Pandy

A lighthearted term for the pandemic caused by the coronavirus responsible for COVID-19.

I can't come over because of The Pandy. Fuck COVID bruh.

by Wastelandia November 7, 2020

the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.

I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

The Paddlewheel

A double handed handjob where the giver whilst on their knees in front of recipient grasps the base of the penis and pulls toward their mouth and as the first hand passes over the tip releasing the penis the giver then spits on palm of said hand followed by the second hand grabbing the base and repeating the continous circular (Paddlewheel) like motion

The paddlewheel

1. a form of handjob

by Birchum August 23, 2012

Keith the paddidledonk

A squid that Wilbur Soot named with Charlie Slimecicle, Wilbur came up with the name and told Charlie 😈💪

"Yo what's one Minecraft squid called again?" - Person 1

"Oh it's Keith the Paddidledonk" - Person 2

by Dreamsbighairytoes November 29, 2021

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008