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The National Jerk

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Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011
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The National Spamton

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"The National Spamton" is the anthem of that has very associations with Spamton g Spamton. The main music that the anthem uses is the all-known "Happy Birthday" music. The first and only instance of the anthem was on the "SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES - Spamton Value Network" video/live stream made by Fangamer.
-But first, The National Spamton!
(The National Spamton starts playing and cuts off after some time)
-God bless Spamton! And now..!
(The National Spamton suddenly continues playing)
by dwcocoa September 25, 2022
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The National Network

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the old Nashville Network afrter WWE signed a deal togo with Viacom networks over the USA network
The first pop network
THe early version of Spike TV
by Mike January 4, 2004
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The National Team

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An elite task force composed of four giga-chads with the goal of biologically creating Widowmaker.
Did you hear the National Team rigged the 2020 election
by Pellikan October 18, 2021
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The National Guard

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Yeah didn't anyone say anything about Donald Trump sending in the national guard before it happened? Like, the reporting on the protest and the guard happened at the same time.
Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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to poop in a toilet. a lyric from the Beatles song "Happiness Is A Warm Gun."
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donate to the National Trust.
by Sid Corrigan October 2, 2007
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