stealing the monkey's banana 

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

stealing the monkey's banana by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

the money shot 

Used in the adult film industry to describe the climax shot. This is usually when the male creams on the females breasts or in her mouth. Or in the case when Tom nuts on another male.

Tom was taking the 7 train home one night when he engaged in a gang bang with 5 hung indian men. They gave hime a dirty sanchez and then came the money shot all over his face. They procceded to shave his pubes and head and placed the hair on his cum soaked face to give him the abe lincoln look. When Tom got home his dad saw a pink sock hanging from his ass from the pounding he took and he said "welcome to the club son."

the money shot by Mr. Excitement August 6, 2006

The Money Slap 

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Jason: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Kyle: "I called Justin Fat and that bastard gave me the money slap!"
Jason: "Damn i guess you wont be Talking shit about him no more"

The Money Slap by Pestonibel March 22, 2009

Half past the monkey's ass 

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

Half past the monkey's ass by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

the monkey's his uncle moment 

When someone explains a family related event with a lot of excitement but the other person doesnt really get the complicated family relations. who was the auntie, uncle cousin,nephew etc etc??

a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.

sara: Im sorry which uncle was it? Thats alota family crap and im kinda in the monkey's his uncle moment.

the monkey's his uncle moment by krystalize August 7, 2010

The Money Shot 

A cream based shot, usually Baileys, purchased at a bar for someone and then drank into the mouth of the buyer. At this point the shot is spit into the face of the recipient.

I bought Heather The Money Shot for her birthday cuz I said I would buy her a drink. Now she hates me.

The Money Shot by corey kolvenbach December 31, 2006

The Monkey's Nose 

The unshaven female genitalia

1
John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.

2
"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.

The Monkey's Nose by Dublinhead January 14, 2008