stuck to the meat

This occurs when you yank out a tampon that is still relatively un-used. As you take the tampon out, the dry, un-used cotton sticks to the sides of your vaginawall, known as the "wall meat". So you are tugging on your wall meat a little as you take it out.

It's a seriously yuck-o feeling, and all you gentlemen out there are lucky you don't have to feel it.

My tampon didn't go in straight, and now I have to pull it out; let's hope it's not stuck to the meat too badly.

by cindy_lolz July 24, 2012

smoke the meat pipe

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

pound the meat

To masterbate. Used for males because the 'meat' would be their penis.

Jon: Oh man, can't wait till i get home and pound the meat.
Mike: You definitely need a girl!

by BIGL_182 June 21, 2006

rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.

Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!

by qwerty223 January 15, 2011

Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.

Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!

by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

skimmin on the meat

a toothy blowjob

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!

by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 9, 2023