The mayor

Guy tom goes to see.. on adult swim. Yes, that mayor

Person: Guess in this episode tom goes to the mayor

OP: I don’t know what they’re talking about but the faces are hilarious..sometimes..

by Say_Words November 8, 2025

The Mayor Menino

Poison ivy contraction via oral sex, causing the individual to mumble incoherently like 21st century Mayor of Boston, Tom Menino.

The Mayor Menino was first recorded in 1991, after an unfortunate late night skinny-dipping incident in the reservoir at Boston College.

I didn't know what the itch on my crotch was from the other night until I left the campus clinic, and saw my girlfriend with The Mayor Menino.

by Rob^Rob December 2, 2011

The Mayor of Hooterville

given as a compliment to a woman with an impressive rack, a bodacious set of ta-tas, an amazing couple of hooters.

Wow! Have you seen Marianne in that revealing dress? I'm voting for her to be The Mayor of Hooterville!

by soveryhung September 27, 2011

The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

The Mayor of Hooterville

Someone who likes to go to Hooter restaurants all over the world where the Girls often give autographs, pictures, hugs, kisses and maybe even a phone number or two!!

It's a pity that my wife won't let me go to Hooters yet The Mayor of Hooterville almost goes on a daily basis!

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

The Mayor of Shelby Township

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township

by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

The Mayor of Monon

A sexual act. You must cum into the eye of your partner. and then punch them in the same eye. You then must ask them "Yeah, you like that son?" in a backwoods hillbilly accent.

I hooked up with this chick last night and made her The Mayor of Monon.

by TheMayorofMurica June 26, 2018